Unwrapped
Santa Baby
No One Likes a Drunk on Christmas Day
Office Party
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
Uncle Fred and Auntie Mabel
Drunken Sots
The Snowman’s Song
Keep Me!
What Child is This?
Grandpa’s Chevrolet
Christmas Day
I’ve Got Some Presents for Santa
Whatever Santa Wants
Gaudy Tree
Damn It, I’m Vixen!
The 12 Days of XXX-mas
*Bonus Track
Knees Up
Boobies & Beer
What two things go great together? Here is the answer to that age-old question — on a t-shirt!
That’s right, boys & girls, titties & beer.
So, grab your beer and grab your sweetheart.
Buy this shirt, and we might be your sweetheart.
Wild & Thorny Unisex Tank
Need something a little cooler for those hot summer nights at the Festival? Then this is the very shirt for you.
Made of a lovely cotton that has been specially ribbed for your pleasure – men and women alike.
Average
Average: It Fits in More Places
Feeling just a tiny bit average? Well, fret no more as this shirt proves, from an Iris & Rose perspective, that Average is…just fine!
Remember, it’s not what you do, it’s how you do it.
Boobies & Beer Tank
What two things go great together? Here is the answer to that age-old question — on a tank top!
That’s right, boys, titties & beer. So, grab your beer and grab your sweetheart. Buy this shirt, and we might be your sweetheart.
Songbook - Part Deux
These books contain the bawdy lyrics to such songs as “I Like a Moose”, “Roll Your Leg Over”, “The Bastard King of England”, and lots more. Part Deux has songs from our CDs that were not in the first songbook as well as some of our personal revisions to songs that were included in Part One. Great fun at parties, campfires, or any humorous occasion. Or separately or together.
Songbook - Part One
These books contain the bawdy lyrics to such songs as “I Like a Moose”, “Roll Your Leg Over”, “The Bastard King of England”, and lots more. Part Deux has songs from our CDs that were not in the first songbook as well as some of our personal revisions to songs that were included in Part One. Great fun at parties, campfires, or any humorous occasion. Or separately or together.
Wild & Thorny Ladies Tank
Need something a little cooler for those hot summer nights at the Festival? Sorry guys, these cute tanks are available in Women’s sizes only.
Crass Menagerie
SONG LIST
The Pint Song
Christopher Columbo
The Red Head Song
Sarah, Sarah
Humoresque
Zulieka
Portions Of A Woman
The Twelve Days Of XXX-mas
Trouble Seeing Harry
Suzanne
Seven Drunk Nights
British Granadier
Blinded By Poo
Deformed Farm
The Bust of Iris & Rose
SONG LIST
Show Us Your Leg
Bring Me Some Whiskey
Fairy Story
Moose
No Balls At All
Two Heads Are Better
Drive It Home
Do Your Balls Hang Low?
Cucumber
Two Whores Form Winnepeg
Ball Of Scarborough
Moose (Female)
Ol’ King Cole
Roll Your Leg Over
Bang Away
Two in the Bush
SONG LIST
Roll Me Over In The Clover – every man’s dream girl
The Three Travelers – not a penny between them, but so what?
Before My Face – what every sailor looks for in port
Scarborough – “but she told me to!!!!”
Below, Below, Below – only one way to pays the bills
Four Able Physicians – getting only the best of care
One Ball Reilly – the whole story, blow by blow
The Nipple – teaching the farmers daughter her chores
Two Heads Are Better – but how ’bout three?
Do Your Balls Hang Low? – just how talented are you?
Show Us Your Leg – Iris and Rose trade low blows
Drive It Home – which is worse, too little or too much?
Moose (Female) – the lumberjack’s wives complain about the service
Drunken Sailor – you ain’t seen the Captain’s Daughter!
Missed Conceptions - Part Whew!
SONG LIST
Johnny Be Fine – Daddy made finding a husband hard…
Four Drunken Maidens – spending the rent money on booze has it’s price
The Jolly Tinker – meets the farmer’s daughter
Walrus – an episode from the Discovery Channel
The Jolly Miller – does a lot of business in town
Cookoo’s Nest – oh, gimme a girl who’ll wriggle and twist….
Blow The Man Down – an Ol’ Salt steers into the wrong port
Bang Away – What will the village do when Iris & Rose are gone?
Kathuselum – the talented Harlet of Jeruselum
Uncle Fred & Aunty Mable – Viagra is SO not right for Christmas
The Bastard King Of England – He was dirty and lousy and full of fleas
Two Whores From Winnepeg – pride or perjury depends on the company
The Cucumber Song – Men of the World, beware!
Moose – Cowboys have horses, and farmers have sheep – but lumberjacks?
Bedtime Stories
SONG LIST
Seven Old Ladies – trapped in No Man’s Land
Lusty Young Smith – strike while the iron is hot…
Fairy Story – they always have a happy ending…don’t they?
Sylvia The Fair – what’s a virgin to do?
Roll Your Leg Over – If all the young laddies were pies on a shelf…
Morilan Meg – bring lots of sheepskin.
Bring Me Some Whisky – you’ll need more than a drink after this one!
Old King Cole – talk about playing to a crowd…
The Irish Pig – not all the livestock is in the barn
Wondrous Cucumber – some like a man who’ll open up a door
Cats On The Rooftops – another visit to the Discovery Channel
No Balls At All – how to cope with a bad situation
Little Bit Off The Top – hope the Rabbi doesn’t miss!
Limerick Song – there once were two ladies from Texas,…
Ball Of Ballymore – If ya can’t get buggered on Saturday nite, ya can’t get buggered at all
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Unwrapped
Knees Up
Boobies & Beer
What two things go great together? Here is the answer to that age-old question — on a t-shirt!
That’s right, boys & girls, titties & beer.
So, grab your beer and grab your sweetheart.
Buy this shirt, and we might be your sweetheart.
Wild & Thorny Unisex Tank
Need something a little cooler for those hot summer nights at the Festival? Then this is the very shirt for you.
Made of a lovely cotton that has been specially ribbed for your pleasure – men and women alike.
Average
Average: It Fits in More Places
Feeling just a tiny bit average? Well, fret no more as this shirt proves, from an Iris & Rose perspective, that Average is…just fine!
Remember, it’s not what you do, it’s how you do it.
Boobies & Beer Tank
What two things go great together? Here is the answer to that age-old question — on a tank top!
That’s right, boys, titties & beer. So, grab your beer and grab your sweetheart. Buy this shirt, and we might be your sweetheart.
Songbook - Part Deux
These books contain the bawdy lyrics to such songs as “I Like a Moose”, “Roll Your Leg Over”, “The Bastard King of England”, and lots more. Part Deux has songs from our CDs that were not in the first songbook as well as some of our personal revisions to songs that were included in Part One. Great fun at parties, campfires, or any humorous occasion. Or separately or together.
Songbook - Part One
These books contain the bawdy lyrics to such songs as “I Like a Moose”, “Roll Your Leg Over”, “The Bastard King of England”, and lots more. Part Deux has songs from our CDs that were not in the first songbook as well as some of our personal revisions to songs that were included in Part One. Great fun at parties, campfires, or any humorous occasion. Or separately or together.
Wild & Thorny Ladies Tank
Need something a little cooler for those hot summer nights at the Festival? Sorry guys, these cute tanks are available in Women’s sizes only.
Crass Menagerie
SONG LIST
The Bust of Iris & Rose
SONG LIST
Two in the Bush
SONG LIST
Missed Conceptions - Part Whew!
SONG LIST
Bedtime Stories
SONG LIST
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