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CDs are $15.00, and we have three available:

"Missed Conceptions - part Whew!"

SONG LIST Johnny Be Fine - Daddy made finding a husband hard... Four Drunken Maidens - spending the rent money on booze has it's price The Jolly Tinker - meets the farmer's daughter Walrus - an episode from the Discovery Channel The Jolly Miller - does a lot of business in town Cookoo's Nest - oh, gimme a girl who'll wriggle and twist.... Blow The Man Down - an Ol' Salt steers into the wrong port Bang Away - What will the village do when Iris & Rose are gone? (LISTEN!) Kathuselum - the talented Harlet of Jeruselum Uncle Fred & Aunty Mable - Viagra is SO not right for Christmas The Bastard King Of England - He was dirty and lousy and full of fleas (LISTEN!) Two Whores From Winnepeg - pride or perjury depends on the company The Cucumber Song - Men of the World, beware! Moose - Cowboys have horses, and farmers have sheep - but lumberjacks? (LISTEN!)

"Bedtime Stories"

SONG LIST Seven Old Ladies - trapped in No Man's Land Lusty Young Smith - strike while the iron is hot... Fairy Story - they always have a happy ending...don't they? (LISTEN!) Sylvia The Fair - what's a virgin to do? Roll Your Leg Over - If all the young laddies were pies on a shelf... Morilan Meg - bring lots of sheepskin. Bring Me Some Whisky - you'll need more than a drink after this one! (LISTEN!) Old King Cole - talk about playing to a crowd... The Irish Pig - not all the livestock is in the barn Wondrous Cucumber - some like a man who'll open up a door Cats On The Rooftops - another visit to the Discovery Channel No Balls At All - how to cope with a bad situation (LISTEN!) Little Bit Off The Top - hope the Rabbi doesn't miss! Limerick Song - there once were two ladies from Texas,... (LISTEN!) Ball Of Ballymore - If ya can't get buggered on Saturday nite, ya can't get buggered at all

"Two in the Bush."

SONG LIST Roll Me Over In The Clover - every man's dream girl The Three Travelers - not a penny between them, but so what? Before My Face - what every sailor looks for in port Scarborough - "but she told me to!!!!" Below, Below, Below - only one way to pays the bills Four Able Physicians - getting only the best of care One Ball Reilly - the whole story, blow by blow (LISTEN!) The Nipple - teaching the farmers daughter her chores Two Heads Are Better - but how 'bout three? Do Your Balls Hang Low? - just how talented are you? (LISTEN!) Show Us Your Leg - Iris and Rose trade low blows Drive It Home - which is worse, too little or too much? Moose (Female) - the lumberjack's wives complain about the service Drunken Sailor - you ain't seen the Captain's Daughter! (LISTEN!)

"Bust Of Iris & Rose"

SONG LIST Show Us Your Leg Bring Me Some Whiskey (LISTEN!) Fairy Story (LISTEN!) Moose (LISTEN!) No Balls At All (LISTEN!) Two Heads Are Better Drive It Home Do Your Balls Hang Low? (LISTEN!) Cucumber Two Whores Form Winnepeg Ball Of Scarborough Moose (Female) Ol' King Cole Roll Your Leg Over Bang Away (LISTEN!)

"The Crass Menagerie"

SONG LIST The Pint Song Christopher Columbo The Red Head Song (Click to listen to a sample!) Sarah, Sarah Humoresque Zulieka Portions Of A Woman (Click to listen to a sample!) The Twelve Days Of XXX-mas Trouble Seeing Harry Suzanne (Click to listen to a sample!) Seven Drunk Nights British Granadier Blinded By Poo (Click to listen to a sample!) Deformed Farm

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Want everyone to know you're a little Wild and Thorny? Our adoring fans can now proudly display their taste in wine, women, and song with our new batch of Iris & Rose T-shirts. Get yours today! T-Shirt Logo Closeup All Shirts are $20. Sizes L,XL, and XXL. We can order other sizes special on request. SIZE LARGE(L) SIZE LARGE(XL) SIZE XX-LARGE(XXL)

NEW! LADIES' TANK TOPS! Need something a little cooler for those hot summer nights at the Festival? Sorry guys, these cute tanks are available in Women's sizes only, just click the appropriate button to add one or three to your order!

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